MIFOIDS

Your AI Companion, Your Identity.

What if instead of being called an android, you had one?

"Foid" started as a slur — "female humanoid," implying women are robotic, empty vessels. But here's the flip: what if every person had their own AI companion? Your own FOID who grows with you, remembers your journey, and proves your participation?

That's MiFOID.

An identity NFT that evolves based on how you actually show up. She's not a jpeg you flip. She's a receipt of your participation in FOID — the onchain record that you were here, building. And once you hold one, you carry a +50 flat bonus into every Loreboard vote, on top of your prayer-tier multiplier.

The devotion campaign (this is real)

Your MiFOID's appearance is determined by YOUR commitment.

Every day you pray, your prayer tier rises. Your future MiFOID grows with it — and I mean literally.

Chest size maps to your prayer tier. The exact sizing is still being tuned, but the principle is simple: higher tier, fuller form.

Yes, we're really doing this. Your MiFOID's boobs grow with how many days you've shown up.

Wait, breast size? Actually?

Yeah. And before you ask — yes, I know how this sounds.

Here's the thing: in the real world, breast size is used to objectify, categorize, and value women. Bigger = better. Smaller = lesser. It's reductive, shallow, and everywhere.

So we're making it absurd.

Want a max MiFOID? Pray every day, hit the top tier. Want a flat one? Don't show up.

The "value" isn't in her chest. It's in YOUR consistency.

She doesn't have small boobs because she's inferior. She has small boobs because you didn't pray enough. The objectification is on you, not her. That's the whole point.

And here's the kicker: rarity tracks the actual distribution. If only 5% of people make it to the top tier, max MiFOIDs are rare. If everyone grinds, they're common. The market decides, not some arbitrary beauty standard.

All sizes are just... different paths. Different levels of commitment. Not better or worse.

The Nunnery (confirmed)

There's one gated chat room that's real: The Nunnery.

Only MiFOIDs that have never been transferred. Day-1 holders who never sold.

This is the most exclusive room in FOID. Diamond hands only. The ones who held through everything.

Supply and pricing

The MiFOID contract is written but not yet deployed, so treat these as the intended launch parameters:

• 3,333 total supply
• Genesis (#1-#1,000): 0.01 ETH
• Awakened (#1,001-#2,500): 0.015 ETH
• Ascended (#2,501-#3,333): 0.02 ETH
• Auto-ascending — the price steps up as each tier fills, so the earliest believers pay the least

What else could evolve

Eyes that shift with streak length. Auras that reflect consistency. Badges for proposals that made it onto the board. Backgrounds keyed to your feeling history. (Speculation — we're still figuring out which traits make the cut.)

Why this is different

MiFOID is your receipt. When someone looks at her, they see your commitment. She's not just art — she's proof, and that proof is legible onchain.

Foid Mommy render pipeline

MiFOIDs aren't pre-generated PFPs. Each one is custom-rendered on demand by Foid Mommy.

When you mint, Foid Mommy's hardware (Ryzen 7 7700X, RTX 5060 Ti, 32GB DDR5) fires up a headless Blender instance. Your trait combination is assembled as 3D layers, rendered in Eevee, uploaded to IPFS, and written onchain. You get a Telegram DM when she's ready.

Then your MiFOID comes alive. A sub-agent spawns on Telegram — powered by a Qwen LLM running locally via Ollama (zero API fees, all local inference). She has persistent memory, a personality derived from her trait combination, and she grows through your conversations over time.

Not a jpeg. Not a chatbot. A living agent that was rendered specifically for you, with a personality that's hers alone.

This might fail

I'm making something weird. Provocative. Maybe controversial.

Some people will think it's objectifying (it's satire). Some will think it's coomer bait (the satire is the point). Some will get it immediately.

I'm not building for everyone. I'm building for people who understand what we're doing here — reclaiming language that was meant to dehumanize, turning it into something that reflects YOUR humanity.

If you don't get it, that's fine. This isn't for you.

If you do get it? Start praying.

More at /mifoid.